Instapussy

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When a girl is nice on socials, but when you see her isn't that nice

Bro: how was the meeting with that pussy?
You:bro, she wasn't nice, she was nice only on the social. She's an Instapussy

Instapussy by Nocappinn October 5, 2020

Words you can keep

instapussy

Something that is so nice/fly/hot/pimpin/slammin/tight, whoever is in possesion of one will easily recieve a lot of attention from females.

That Lamborghini is instapussy
Potter is instapussy!
Those biceps are instapussy

instapussy by Orhan / Danny July 16, 2008

Related Words

instapussy • Instapissed • Instant Pussy • insta-pass

Instapussy

When your game is so on point you get pussy instantly. You need to wear PPG, or Pussy Protection Gear whenever you're around a chick you don't intend to boink.

Hey bro, have you heard about Tony?
Bro 2: Nah
B1: He's just straight chick magnet, yo! Like 10 times out of 10, when he approaches a hoe he gets instapussy!
B2: No way!

Instapussy by Therealguy23 February 7, 2022

instapissed

when youre in a good mood, and one small random thing makes you instantly pissed.

attempting to watch a "Of Mice and Men" video on youtube, but first having to watch an all spanish commercial....instapissed.

instapissed by atver28 September 7, 2011

Instapissed

Things that make you immediately filled with intense rage make you instapissed. Or are instapissers.

1. Abortion is a topic that never fails to make people instapissed.

2. Thinking about her ex, made Edna instapissed.

Instapissed by B00mBoomBoy January 5, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026