CAPTAIN's definitions

ziffed

forgotten or otherwise left behind.

"I waited for them for a hour. They ziffed me again."

by Captain April 23, 2005

Juggalo/Juggalette

Just think of the name: Insane Clown Posse, fucking retarded.

wow, ICP is fucking retarded, I wish i could be fag!

by CAPTAIN May 13, 2005

Installshield

A piece of shit install program used by many game companies to install their games onto PCs. Goes slow as hell and does much unecessary "unpacking" and other random shit and just goes extremely slow and crashes and is just plain shit.

Installshield: A real fucking winner
and how long does it take to install a 140MB demo? *sigh*

by CAPTAIN February 23, 2005

hooptie

Not just an old american rust bucket P.O.S. car, but any ride that is slightly lees than pimp. A hooptie is any vehicle which was once nice in its heyday, but is now past its prime. Hooptie is a statement of pride, not deragatory in any way.

Man, that old boat is ridiculous! Its the hooptiest thing on the lake!

by Captain May 26, 2004

Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 2, 2004

fantozzi

a trumpeter that displays homosexual behavior and fingers his anus during masterbation

tom is a total fantozzi

by captain January 18, 2004

Benis

One's stomach, tummy, abdominal area

Urg, my benis hurts.
Dude, that fucker just punched me in the benis!
(pronounced bee-niss)

by Captain June 25, 2003