CAPTAIN's definitions

Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 2, 2004

thrill

1. To cause to feel a sudden intense sensation; excite greatly.
2. To give great pleasure to; delight. See synonyms at enrapture.
3. To cause to quiver, tremble, or vibrate.

I was thrilled when I was able to get away from your mother, she's been stalking me for months!

by Captain June 26, 2003

spongebob

1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!

by Captain August 3, 2003

Benis

One's stomach, tummy, abdominal area

Urg, my benis hurts.
Dude, that fucker just punched me in the benis!
(pronounced bee-niss)

by Captain June 25, 2003

Benis

(pronounced bee-niss)
One's stomach/tummy.

I ate too much dog food, and now my benis hurts.

by Captain June 26, 2003

vhore

A virgin whore, a girl who is with a ton of different guys but doesn't sleep with any of them.

Tershia is a vhore

by Captain June 30, 2003

gahsheeky

A bloody death, to be killed in a violent manner.

Piss off, or you'll be gasheekyed.

by Captain June 26, 2003