Raging Boner

Someone who is extremely horny or just wantsto be humorous.

OMG I HAVE A RAGING BONER!!!! LOLOLOL

or

Dude, I have a Raging Boner and it won't go away.

by Captain October 03, 2004

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 27, 2003

courtesan

A female prostitute, especially one whose clientele is men of high breeding and social status.

My mom is a courtesan, she only screws paying guys with a shitload of dinero.

by Captain June 26, 2003

Benis

One's stomach, tummy, abdominal area

Urg, my benis hurts.
Dude, that fucker just punched me in the benis!
(pronounced bee-niss)

by Captain June 26, 2003

Benis

(pronounced bee-niss)
One's stomach/tummy.

I ate too much dog food, and now my benis hurts.

by Captain June 26, 2003

hooptie

Not just an old american rust bucket P.O.S. car, but any ride that is slightly lees than pimp. A hooptie is any vehicle which was once nice in its heyday, but is now past its prime. Hooptie is a statement of pride, not deragatory in any way.

Man, that old boat is ridiculous! Its the hooptiest thing on the lake!

by Captain May 26, 2004

vhore

A virgin whore, a girl who is with a ton of different guys but doesn't sleep with any of them.

Tershia is a vhore

by Captain July 01, 2003