Portmanteau of "involuntary promiscuous". Partaking in lots of sexual activity without deliberately choosing such a lifestyle. An inprom is to promiscuous as an incel is to volcel.
Inprom: "Sigh, women keep flocking to me even when I'm just trying to play Minecraft. Before I knew it, I became a full-time butler and masseur with no overtime pay at a sorority house for wealthy ladies."
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Misinformed, typically by Fox News or similar. From a sign seen at a Tea Party rally: "Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed."
Guy 1: Obama's gonna take away my guns and force me to get gay-married!
Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.
Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.
by uwg March 21, 2010
Get the infromed mug.Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.
Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.
by 2B+ September 7, 2013
Get the Imprompter mug.A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.
A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.
Living a lifestyle in extemporization.
It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-
Example:
(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."
A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.
Living a lifestyle in extemporization.
It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-
Example:
(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."
(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."
by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014
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Ricky: Yup, we're screwed this year.
Ricky: Yup, we're screwed this year.
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