inprom 

Portmanteau of "involuntary promiscuous". Partaking in lots of sexual activity without deliberately choosing such a lifestyle. An inprom is to promiscuous as an incel is to volcel.

Inprom: "Sigh, women keep flocking to me even when I'm just trying to play Minecraft. Before I knew it, I became a full-time butler and masseur with no overtime pay at a sorority house for wealthy ladies."

inprom by guestavius April 25, 2023

Impromptune 

To give in to the overwhelming desire to break into song while listening to your iPod.

This is the best song, every time I play it, I want to impromptune.

Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?

Impromptune by K-Bear June 5, 2015

infromed 

Misinformed, typically by Fox News or similar. From a sign seen at a Tea Party rally: "Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed."

Guy 1: Obama's gonna take away my guns and force me to get gay-married!

Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.

infromed by uwg March 21, 2010

Imprompter 

Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.

Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.

Imprompter by 2B+ September 7, 2013

Impromptuvationalist

A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.

A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.

Living a lifestyle in extemporization.

It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-

Example:

(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."

(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."

Impromptuvationalist by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014

incrompetent 

To throw more interceptions than touchdowns in a single game.

Justin: Jonathan Crompton had a incrompetent day, throwing three interceptions and no touchdowns vs UCLA.

Ricky: Yup, we're screwed this year.

incrompetent by ]\/[GoBlue September 17, 2009

impromptofu 

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

impromptofu by impromptofu November 24, 2015