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sexless innkeeper 

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.
"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"
sexless innkeeper by Lefou October 13, 2009

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.
"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

inskeetinate 

Verb - To impregnate. Present participle tense: inskeetinating
Past tense: inskeetinated
If a woman wants your baby, you’ll have to inskeetinate her. Have fun!
inskeetinate by WRGATEXAN February 4, 2021

Inskeetrow 

When a baby is born via science via Deathrow fertilization.
All Skeet, Skeet, gosh darn. Adam aka Big Herm used InSkeetRow because he gave his, not Deez nuts away. They thought he was sterile, butt Sug Knighted him.