I met two nude girls on da beach, and they gave me blowjobs and let me give them naked massages, but then they majorly "ran innerference" when I tried to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., they sat up and faced each other with interlaced legs, and then each chick gigglingly placed her "inside" foot over the other's vaginal opening so that I couldn't stick my cock inside of her. Eventually I was able to playfully wrestle saidslender shapely tootsies away from said delectable honey-spots enough for me to "score a goal" wif both cuties, which of course made partaking of said "ultimate privilege" all da sweeter.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).