Someone who's never in their office or answers the phone. Walks about frantically with no direction. Forgets frequently missions and tasks. Incapable of handling multiple tasks at one time. Generally a space cadet. May randomly whip his hair around like he's a model.
Employee: Where the fuck is Incognito Jay?
Other employee: Probably doing a fat rail in the bathroom.

Employee: Where the fuck is incognito jay?
Other employee: Probably on autotrader.com
by thomas124521 December 18, 2018
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