Cremate

To incinerate.

Tupac was cremated.

by Anonymous December 11, 2003

cremate

1) To completely obliterate another person or team in any form of competition

2) In sports, to humiliate your opponent to the point at which they are questioning their value as both an athlete and a person in general

While she had never thrown a bocce ball in her life, Beth completely cremated Chris in her first game with her undeniably impressive natural talent. Distraught, Chris subsequently contemplated jumping off the Bunker Hill Bridge into the Charles River.

by cmg0907 June 18, 2011

Cremate

A guy who farts under his covers then suffocates himself in the thick concoction of manmade gas gathered underneath the covers. He claims it gives him a whopper buzz and gets him "Bobbied to bits mate"

Oh sam is such a cremate I saw him sniffing his fingers after fingering his arse at the skatepark

by Gravybaby666 March 3, 2021

cremate

A very soft defecation.

Hank never drops logs in the can, only cremates that cause him to wipe numerous times.

by dadaevan June 10, 2007

Cremate your future kids

yes

Cremate your future kids

by Sucking Dick since I was 2 yea November 26, 2021

Self-cremate

1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation

"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)

I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.

by babimia September 11, 2020