inchpincher 

when you inch towards pinching but the inch you pinched pinches your inch, leaving you inching for a pinch, yet in the dire need for getting your inch pinched in a pinch, you go limpily inch pinched and never truly having your inch pinched.

tales have been written about inch pinching but the most well known reference is by the wailing souls in their culture-founding song "Inchpinchers"

Yo brudda come forth and lay upon me your skills as an inchpincher, for my swollen ass needs love like the lakes of the land need to be swam in by the filth that we call humanity.

inchpincher by inchpincher January 1, 2019

inch pincher 

A driver who moves up as close to the line and or car in front of him as if it will make him or her get anywhere any faster

Driver: This guy keeps riding my ass, as if i can go anywhere in this red light.

Passenger: Yeah hes a worthless inch pincher.

inch pincher by bLiTcH September 28, 2008