two hogs fighting in a gunnysack 

When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".

Damn dude! Check out that ass... it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.

two hogs fighting in a gunnysack by nvstormtrooper February 4, 2006

fighting in the alps 

A polite, G-Rated way of saying fucking someone in the ass.

In the edited for television version of The Big Lebowski the line

"This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

is changed to

"This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the Alps!"

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.

Bill: Did Jim and Jerry get back together?
Fran: Yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they're all fighting in the Alps again.

fighting in the alps by xmalefic June 25, 2007

Fighting in the Cold War 

Refers to having sex with a girl on her period.

The definition refers to the cold war fought against the Communists who commonly used red as their primary color.

Similar in meaning to "Getting your redwings"

Male version:

Joe: "Hey Tim, what happened last night after you left with Mary?"
Tim: "Oh man, it was nuts I ended up fighting in the Cold War."

Female version:

"Jill, have you ever let anyone fight in your cold war?"

Fighting in the Cold War by Jessica G September 18, 2006

fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads 

HyperDimSergalV2 said this to magnitudemuffin to make him/her look like an idiot.

HyperDimSergalV2 said "fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads" to make magnitudemuffin look like an idiot.

fucking-furries-flew-in-from-france-fighting-freaky-fat-fuckheads by Psuedonymous Bosch November 1, 2015

fighting demons in the bathroom 

Fighting demons in your bathroom is when you have such a large, steamy shit you can barely breathe.

Person 1: Why did you take so long in there?
Person 2: Idk man, but I was fighting demons in the bathroom, don't go in there for a while.

fighting demons in the bathroom by Zixpic April 15, 2022

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's 

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

Insighting 

the process of bringing comprehension and understanding to others; enlightening others through simple presence or communication of ideas; imparting wisdom

v. He caused the crowd to disperse by insighting a riot.

adj. He was so insighting that, suddenly, we all understood everything.

Insighting by Ironheart January 23, 2011