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dick in my soup 

When someone messes up your plans. Similar to: When someone rains on your parade.
You really messed me up, you had to go and put your dick in my soup.
dick in my soup by Ruth E March 25, 2006

Tits in my soup 

1. A song by Markus E-bear

2. What you say after a lady, like a waitress, gets her breasts in your soup.
1. Tits in my soup, Tit-tits in my soup.

2. *waitress bends over to grab plates*
you - Hey i was going to eat that!
her - Oh sorry! Do you want some more?
you - No woman! Go back to the kitchen
*she walks away in shame while you throw your bread sticks at her*
you - *whispers to friend* Tits in my soup >:D
Tits in my soup by Firekirby August 11, 2010

Animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too 

Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be
hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick

Niggas In My Soup

Said when accomplishing something great; like in a video game.
(actually happened while playing Halo: Reach)

Person 1: Got an Overkill!

Person 2: Niggas in my soup!
Niggas In My Soup by JewzinanOven November 1, 2010

balls in my soup 

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.
Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.
balls in my soup by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

Not in my soup

It's a phrase you say to your friends to politely deny the act of them releasing bodily fluids in your significant others mouth
Hey man can I shit in your girlfriends mouth tonight?

Not in my soup no!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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