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Important story 

Yeah, that's why I told it for free.
Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also likeπŸ‘‡ this

Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by πŸ‘‰ πŸ’° πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ‘ˆ It's that easy."
Important story by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026