implausible

adj. the antonym of plausible
since plausible means 'seemingly probable', implausible is the exact opposite which is 'dos not seem very probable'

"sorry I have to put down the phone because i need to scratch my nose with both hands" is an implausible excuse

implausible by wrskft June 30, 2007

implausible speculation 

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

implausible speculation by mlhiss October 7, 2020

implausible speculation 

Frivolous musing. Legal term for senseless argument.

The Appeals Court dismissed the defenses argument as implausible speculation.

implausible speculation by mlhiss October 7, 2020

implossible 

A word used when the term impossible simply isn't good enough. A new level of impossibility that is physically not possible in the past, the present or the future.

John: TODD, I'VE INVENTED COLD FUSION!

Todd: WHAT, THAT'S IMPLOSSIBLE!

implossible by AaronMosh7 February 24, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022