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Musing
Being in the room to inspire the best possible sexual performance from someone who admires or respects you.
Musing by Albert Pennyworth November 2, 2025
Related Words
Musing • Musinga • pot musing • Toilet Musing • miss musinged • mid life musings • musking • mousing • Muling • musicgasm
Toilet Musing
Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011
pot musing
A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.
- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."
pot musing by disintegrationist September 26, 2014
Muning
Muning muning muninngggg~ Come here, Muning.
Mousing Around
Verb: the act of fucking in Disneyland park grounds. (Can be extended to any Disney theme parks ie: Disney Sea, Disney World)
Example 1.
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.
Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.
Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.
Guy: Doors open better run!
Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.
Girl: OMG no!
Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.
Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.
Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.
Guy: Doors open better run!
Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.
Girl: OMG no!
Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...
Mousing Around by tin_tinandcrew December 12, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.