One of the 3 'Unforgivable Curses' in Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.

The Imperious Curse is used to take full control of the body of another. As with Avada Kedavra use of this curse will have you placed in the Wizard Prison 'Azkaban'

"You will do exactly as I wish....IMPERIO!", The young wizards eyes glazed over and he seemed a million miles away, yet aware of the need to follow and external force.

Imperio by Dumbledore July 27, 2004

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Imperious Interruptus

The right of all bosses to hijack the conversations of subordinates. Said subordinates then must just awkwardly stand there while the boss talks to someone else with their back to you pretending you don't exist.

Dave: Then we can do the load testing and...
Boss: IMPERIOUS INTERRUPTUS!
*Dave stands there awkwardly*
Boss: Dave, stand there awkwardly while I talk to Pete as if you don't exist.

Imperious Interruptus by Pointy Haired Boss September 21, 2011

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Imperforate Anus

When someone is born without a anus, no shit im actualy serious google it

Nurse 1 : we had a child with Imperforate Anus today
Nurse 2 : LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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imperformance

to not complete something

the imperformance of the workers was noticable

imperformance by mr samuel March 26, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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