immendiate 

someone with whom you have any form of contact or interaction.

Accrued sick leave with full pay is only granted to teachers for absences from duty due to personal illness or injury of the teacher or their immendiate family member.

immendiate by Nevarmind March 7, 2019

kill yourself immediately 

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else

n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

kill yourself immediately by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005

immediatism 

undecipherable and non-proprietary (read: completely freed) movement for the non-mediated experience of suchness (see buddhism's "tathata") in the hands of the experiencer's complete curious creativity of surrender and struggle as is, becoming whatever is allowed by the experiencer's senses moment to moment.
See Hakim Bey's long essay Immediatism for the genesidal match which brought its carbon smell to the room and hence forth the "natural law" of chaos which brought it back into the storms.

"One day immediatism will be propagated on every cereal box, and not on the back, nuh uh, on the front where we stab with with our knives! I always wanted to feed my bare feet round yellow corn balls!"

Crunch Crunch Crunch.

immediatism by Comitant Soot February 8, 2008

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) 

ejaculating and then instantly hating the girl

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression): After Tom had sex with his friends with his ex girlfriend, he felt the loom bite of IPED creep up on him.

IPED (immediate post-ejaculation depression) by profbass March 18, 2010

Immediate Family

The term used to include brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, spouses, children, and Belle.

"My immediate family is coming to town."

Immediate Family by Marvin1225 February 23, 2019

you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately 

A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.

You shall ultrakill thyself, immediately, machine!

you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately by Dreiasaiy April 1, 2023

Immediation 

when a third party exploits ,two other parties in conflict and takes advantage of the situation

while bill and bob fought on facebook, the immediation of the trolls was hillarious

Immediation by Dark knight November 15, 2012