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immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.
"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."
by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018
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Immaculate Conception High School

A school in Constant Spring Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are NOT YAMHEADS... They don't cry ova no man!!!
Girl: I go to Immaculate Conception High School

Boy: Oh, I bet your not a yamhead
by Marie Tarie January 25, 2022
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Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy

this school is located in Jamaica Estates, Queens, NY.
and its ass.
laura: you go to Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy??
jimmney: yeah. its smells like ass all the time
by i8utoo February 12, 2021
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immaculate conception

An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.
Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!
by Another Apostle March 20, 2009
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Immaculate Conception

Miss Pp: God high-key raped me last night and now I’m gonna get pregnant

mr pp: oh true that’s immaculate conception
by ppgang69 July 31, 2019
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Immaculate Conception

The Immaculate Conception is the Catholic teaching that Mary was conceived in the womb of her mother, Anne, without Original Sin, as a unique gift to her, in preparation for being the Mother of God.

It does NOT refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ in the womb of Mary. Only TV land and people not intelligent enough to get their theological facts from sources other than popular films use "Immaculate Conception" to refer to the conception of Christ.

The doctrine of the the Immaculate Conception is based on the assumption of St Augustine's notion of Original Sin, which teaches that all human beings, from the moment of their conception, carry the guilt and stain of the sins of the first human beings. It is from this guilt that Mary is said to have been uniquely preserved.

As this notion of Original Sin isn't accepted by Orthodox or other Christians, the Catholic teaching of the Immaculate Conception is seen by them as the solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
I wish I'd had an immaculate conception like Mary, so I wouldn't have original sin.
by Scrumpmeister November 15, 2018
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Immaculate conception high school

The best school in jamaica. Beautiful,intelligent,intellectual and gorgeous humble females attend this school.They are sometimes hype but don’t medz that. Jc boys seem to love these females but immac girls are very delusional in a way they are manipulated by jc men.Get a immac girl‼️Where phenomenal women attend😋‼️
🙋🏽 ♀️: I attend The immaculate conception high school
POV:why are those jc,Wolmers,George’s and kc men following that intellectual phenomenal female thag attend ICHS🌸😋‼️
by A Jc Ute 🤙🏿 October 27, 2023
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