by Krkič December 02, 2019
by B rad June 03, 2020
Acronym for Inflated Lat Syndrome. ILS is a primal threat/mating display observed in the human male. The ILS display involves the male human holding out it’s arms away from it’s body at approximately a 20-40 degree angle and then walking with a slow deliberate gait inorder to look more imposing to other humans. The posture is used primarily as a form of non-verbal communication such as a mating display to attract or impress females or as a defense or dominance posture to appear larger to a threat or to intimidate rival males.
ILS displays can be observed :
In the gym after an insecure male works out for 3-5 minutes.
On the beach when a single male approaches a group of females.
When a male enters a bar or dance club.
When a male is too scared to throw the first punch in a fight.
On the outside of mosh pits by the bouncer who’s had enough of sweaty punks bumping in to him.
ILS displays can be observed :
In the gym after an insecure male works out for 3-5 minutes.
On the beach when a single male approaches a group of females.
When a male enters a bar or dance club.
When a male is too scared to throw the first punch in a fight.
On the outside of mosh pits by the bouncer who’s had enough of sweaty punks bumping in to him.
Dude. Check the wigger with ILS and a bad attitude coming through the door, he must think he’s the shit or something. Lets kick his ass later.
by Trav October 27, 2004
Riley, shy, but sweet in her own way. her smile lights up the room and she laughs at everything. she’s beautiful but doesn’t know it, and she gets all the boys.
by Pelukile June 01, 2020
For example if you yell at an Ile they will make sure your okay and will alway support you no matter what
by Ehenehehehshsbsvsbshsbsbw June 26, 2020
by All64 July 01, 2020
Invisible Lat Syndrome. Guys who walk around thinking they're the man. Their arms are spread so far out that you cannot see their latissimus dorsi.
Look at this fool walking into gym class. He is only 15 inches wide but somehow he cannot fit through the doorway. Don't touch him, you might get ILS.
by jesusofmobile April 20, 2008