Illuminati puppet

First of all, the Illuminati is a shadow government that controls almost everything from politics to pop culture.
An Illuminati puppet is a singer/group/band/other type of celebrity that does exactly what he or she is told to.
This could be to promote satanism like for example Kesha, Beyonce, Taylor Momsen, Miley Cyrus etc. do.
Why does the Illuminati want them to promote satanism and sing ignorant lyrics?
Because music directly affects people. They look up to their idols.
The Illuminati wants everyone to not think about politics, but rather drugs and sex.
This is their way of straying people's thoughts away from what their thoughts SHOULD be, so they can
carry out their plans in peace with no disturbance.

The Illuminati killed people who promoted the exact opposite of these puppets, people like
MLK and JFK and Tupac.

Some people believe that when artists put Illuminati symbolism in their videos, it's only for attention.
Say this was the case, then that's no excuse to promote satanism that affects kids behavior badly.

Zombie: Did you see Kesha's new video?
Not zombie: Fuck no, she's such an Illuminati puppet.

Illuminati puppet by Sesat March 4, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012