Illuminati'ed

to have a rumor spread about you that you do not know who is the perpetrator, that infects every point of your life but when looking to find out the the justification of this you are only treat with a tightly chested answer

dude 1:bro did you see them
dude 2:i know bro has no idea he's being illuminati'ed

Illuminati'ed by lolololololo.lololllo June 6, 2015

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Illuminated Wolf

A Discord Admin that never talks in his own server other than the off chance that you spot him in the occasional VC.

"Yo have yo seen that Illuminated Wolf?"

"Nah fam squad he's like Siberian tiger, you never see him"

Illuminated Wolf by anonymous September 15, 2020

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Illuminated

a more modern version of Turnt; to be lit up and turfed at the same damn time

Damn, I was so illuminated off dat lean bishes.

Illuminated by Jackattack22 March 1, 2015

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Illuminated

Enlightened; knowledge and mastery of self: Gnosis, As above So below, you are the universe ever ending multiverse and the ever ending multiverse is you, for the multiverse is god

He has been illuminated

Illuminated by 1300wavy August 18, 2023

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Illuminated

To get lit. Turnt up. Banged up. #Drunk, if you will.

Damn, that Buona Beef looks hella illuminated, kinda looks like BBQ Charlie last Friday Night.

Illuminated by iceman00 November 14, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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