Illuminati'ed

to have a rumor spread about you that you do not know who is the perpetrator, that infects every point of your life but when looking to find out the the justification of this you are only treat with a tightly chested answer

dude 1:bro did you see them
dude 2:i know bro has no idea he's being illuminati'ed

by lolololololo.lololllo June 6, 2015

Illuminated Wolf

A Discord Admin that never talks in his own server other than the off chance that you spot him in the occasional VC.

"Yo have yo seen that Illuminated Wolf?"

"Nah fam squad he's like Siberian tiger, you never see him"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Illuminated

a more modern version of Turnt; to be lit up and turfed at the same damn time

Damn, I was so illuminated off dat lean bishes.

by Jackattack22 March 1, 2015

Illuminated

Enlightened; knowledge and mastery of self: Gnosis, As above So below, you are the universe ever ending multiverse and the ever ending multiverse is you, for the multiverse is god

He has been illuminated

by 1300wavy August 18, 2023

Illuminated

To get lit. Turnt up. Banged up. #Drunk, if you will.

Damn, that Buona Beef looks hella illuminated, kinda looks like BBQ Charlie last Friday Night.

by iceman00 November 14, 2023