ijgb 

i just got banned

hey guys, ijgb from the comedy night discord.

ijgb by OriginalKimchi January 15, 2021

IJGB 

I Just Got Back. A Nigerian phrase for citizens who just returned from the diaspora.

"Man, Lagos is so hot"
"Look at this IJGB; she has forgotten her roots"

IJGB by Heptad December 18, 2014

IJGB SCAM 

Young men who just got back to Nigeria from overseas (mostly during Christmas), who often use the phrase "I Just Got Back". They initiate romantic engagements with local women from September onwards, employing gestures like frequent communication, feigned affection, financial support, and promises of commitment, including the allure of potential international relocation. Regrettably, the ulterior motive appears to be a calculated effort to secure these women as decent sexual partners for the duration of their stay in Nigeria. Upon their departure, a distinct pattern emerges—some abruptly sever ties, while others gradually withdraw to avoid suspicion. This cycle may repeat itself the following year.

Girl 1: He seemed genuinely interested and even brought up the idea of marriage at one point. I'm baffled as to what went wrong that he suddenly stopped communicating after returning.

Girl 2: Relax, my friend. You simply fell prey to the IJGB Scam.

IJGB SCAM by Wood Iv December 21, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004