Heptad's definitions

ELKAFT

Eyan Le Ku Any Fucking Time. Colloquial Yoruba equivalent of YOLO. Means "an individual can die at any moment" and so they can act reckless a bit.

Bayo: "Are you watching your weight?"

Segun: "No, I'm going to eat to my heart content because ELKAFT"

by Heptad November 29, 2016

IJGB

I Just Got Back. A Nigerian phrase for citizens who just returned from the diaspora.

"Man, Lagos is so hot"
"Look at this IJGB; she has forgotten her roots"

by Heptad December 18, 2014

Goodluck

Name given to someone with no shoes

Son: "Dad, why is Nigeria's president named Goodluck?"
Dad: "He went to school with no shoes."

by Heptad December 18, 2014