Heptad's definitions

IJGB

I Just Got Back. A Nigerian phrase for citizens who just returned from the diaspora.

"Man, Lagos is so hot"
"Look at this IJGB; she has forgotten her roots"

by Heptad December 18, 2014

ELKAFT

Eyan Le Ku Any Fucking Time. Colloquial Yoruba equivalent of YOLO. Means "an individual can die at any moment" and so they can act reckless a bit.

Bayo: "Are you watching your weight?"

Segun: "No, I'm going to eat to my heart content because ELKAFT"

by Heptad November 29, 2016

Goodluck

Name given to someone with no shoes

Son: "Dad, why is Nigeria's president named Goodluck?"
Dad: "He went to school with no shoes."

by Heptad December 18, 2014