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ijgb by OriginalKimchi January 15, 2021

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IJGB

I Just Got Back. A Nigerian phrase for citizens who just returned from the diaspora.

"Man, Lagos is so hot"
"Look at this IJGB; she has forgotten her roots"

IJGB by Heptad December 18, 2014

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IJGB • IJGB SCAM

IJGB SCAM

Young men who just got back to Nigeria from overseas (mostly during Christmas), who often use the phrase "I Just Got Back". They initiate romantic engagements with local women from September onwards, employing gestures like frequent communication, feigned affection, financial support, and promises of commitment, including the allure of potential international relocation. Regrettably, the ulterior motive appears to be a calculated effort to secure these women as decent sexual partners for the duration of their stay in Nigeria. Upon their departure, a distinct pattern emerges—some abruptly sever ties, while others gradually withdraw to avoid suspicion. This cycle may repeat itself the following year.

Girl 1: He seemed genuinely interested and even brought up the idea of marriage at one point. I'm baffled as to what went wrong that he suddenly stopped communicating after returning.

Girl 2: Relax, my friend. You simply fell prey to the IJGB Scam.

IJGB SCAM by Wood Iv December 21, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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