It is the biggest city in Nigeria. I ve been there once and made some good friends. The food is hot so the weather

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

To get ridiculously drunk.

Opposite of Geist Editor; Pure Internet Hilarity; the feeling of awesomeness one gets from rocking the fuck out to some Jello Biafra while watching episodes of La Blue Girl; the key to Japanese-American international relations

From the Mandarin "la-go", meaning "pull-grab", slang for 'pinky swear'.

The undying bond of friendship and trust. Made to signify that you dare not mislead or hide things from your closest friends.

If you make lago its for reals. Only a big douchebag would break it. The punishment for breaking lago includes humiliation and disgrace in front of all those around you, a feeling of worthlessness, and getting punched really hard. Don't break lago.

Lago's enemies include:
Flappy
Not Lago
Ringo

Law Abiding Gun Owner

something you would not normally do.