IJAAHD
teacher- (writes on board in some foreign language)
student- (wonders what the fuck this is)
teacher- now I want you to find "x" in this algebra problem
student- (walks up to board and points to the x)
teacher- what do you think your doing?
student- here it is, here's the x
teacher- (sighs) why do you do these things?...do you have ADHD or something
student- no I have IJAAHD
teacher- what's that?
student- I'm just an asshole disorder
(class bursts out laughing)
student- (wonders what the fuck this is)
teacher- now I want you to find "x" in this algebra problem
student- (walks up to board and points to the x)
teacher- what do you think your doing?
student- here it is, here's the x
teacher- (sighs) why do you do these things?...do you have ADHD or something
student- no I have IJAAHD
teacher- what's that?
student- I'm just an asshole disorder
(class bursts out laughing)
IJAAHD by I had nothing better to do but write this definition April 5, 2007
Ijaah
Ijaah by Barton 4 real September 5, 2019
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.