IJAAHD
teacher- (writes on board in some foreign language)
student- (wonders what the fuck this is)
teacher- now I want you to find "x" in this algebra problem
student- (walks up to board and points to the x)
teacher- what do you think your doing?
student- here it is, here's the x
teacher- (sighs) why do you do these things?...do you have ADHD or something
student- no I have IJAAHD
teacher- what's that?
student- I'm just an asshole disorder
(class bursts out laughing)
student- (wonders what the fuck this is)
teacher- now I want you to find "x" in this algebra problem
student- (walks up to board and points to the x)
teacher- what do you think your doing?
student- here it is, here's the x
teacher- (sighs) why do you do these things?...do you have ADHD or something
student- no I have IJAAHD
teacher- what's that?
student- I'm just an asshole disorder
(class bursts out laughing)
IJAAHD by I had nothing better to do but write this definition April 5, 2007
Cheeks
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."
"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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