ihop bitch Share definition Flag a female with an ass so flat it resembles a pancake. this is known as an ihop bitch since ihop is known best for their pancakes. yo i got love for my homie but he datin an ihop bitch ihop bitch by ThUg BrOtHaZ March 30, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the ihop bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch