ihit 

smart handsome chad

ihit is a god

ihit by smart55555 October 7, 2021

ihit 

Honestly, I don't know why you searched this, but your have the face of someone who is sad :)

I just searched an ihit

ihit by Orangxs May 21, 2021

I hit a cat on the way 

An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.

Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.

Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.

I hit a cat on the way by unodos November 13, 2013

ihita 

a die hard anime fan who's the chillest person you'll ever meet. will cry about manga; could survive a zombie apocalypse with a baseball cap and a tweezer. not a fan of physical affection but wants to be someone's baby

ihita is a dumbass but she's my dumbass

ihita by puchkatalks September 1, 2020

and then I hit my dougie 

This is a phrase that is usually said at the end of a worthless story in an attempt to be funny.

Today, I dumped my boyfriend, threw his stuff out, burnt his pictures...and then I hit my dougie

I jumped off a cliff, smashed my brains...and then I hit my dougie

and then I hit my dougie by J'adore UD September 3, 2010

Can i hit that? 

Can I get some...

Pot,
Alchohol,
Sodas & etc.

Wow thats some strong rum, where's the chaser?

Yea can I hit that?-after you.

Can i hit that? by hippyflippy November 21, 2006

I hit that 

You would like a taste of the cookie

John: Damn, she's fine
Jim: I hit that

I hit that by Deez Nuts!!! June 8, 2007