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To not be acknowledged by the person you really want to talk to. You know they are online but never try to give you a response. You start to feel sad and depressed emotions that they probably don’t care about you anymore. Then when they do reply back, it’s the most shortest reply. Then you become happy and don’t say anything about it because they atleast responded back to you so you text them like everything is ok.
Ignored

Friend - Did she ever reply to you?

Me - Nah, but it’s all cool.
Ignored by heartlessfiigure March 10, 2018
To not reply by message for over 24hours
Wow that hoe ignored my text
Ignored by Tibsy115 May 17, 2016

Ignoromical 

Adj: Being entirely ignorant of one's comedy or humor; unintentionally funny as a result of one's ignorance (also Noun: ignoromedy, the condition of being ignoromical)
The Hymens named their son Seymour. Seymour Hymen?!? Now that's just ignoromedy! I mean, how ignoromical of them to give that name to their son!
Ignoromical by Golda Stewart January 17, 2010

Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc
I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook

ignoreamus 

Someone who ignores or excludes you giving no understandable reason. The person may then refuse to communicate endlessly- causing you discomfort, unhappiness, or just plain annoyance.

Note this word has power-ups:

'CLUELESS ignoreamus': Someone without morals, who ignores you based on some aspect of yourself over which you clearly have no control (such as race, gender, occupation, or preassumptions)

'PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ignoreamus': Level II label for someone who knows their actions are disturbing you, and intentionally continues.

'COMPLETE ignoreamus': This is the highest form, and reserved for someone you have made repeated efforts to bridge, even apologies and are still deliberately ignored. It may include several of the above, including cluelessness, bigotry or passive aggression.
A complete ignoreamus!
ignoreamus by Sir Rutherford August 16, 2020

ignorePod 

n. an iPod or other music player when being used solely for the purpose of discouraging others from trying to engage you in conversation
This crazy lady next to me on the plane kept asking me if I believed in Jesus, so I had to break out my ignorePod.
ignorePod by Pseudonymless December 18, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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