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The state of being ignored. When you have been ignored so long you can not take it anymore.
My fb hasn't talked to me in a week. I'm dying of ignoredom.
ignoredom by loserface April 24, 2006
Words you can keep
To not be acknowledged by the person you really want to talk to. You know they are online but never try to give you a response. You start to feel sad and depressed emotions that they probably don’t care about you anymore. Then when they do reply back, it’s the most shortest reply. Then you become happy and don’t say anything about it because they atleast responded back to you so you text them like everything is ok.
Ignored

Friend - Did she ever reply to you?

Me - Nah, but it’s all cool.
Ignored by heartlessfiigure March 10, 2018
To not reply by message for over 24hours
Wow that hoe ignored my text
Ignored by Tibsy115 May 17, 2016

Ignoromical 

Adj: Being entirely ignorant of one's comedy or humor; unintentionally funny as a result of one's ignorance (also Noun: ignoromedy, the condition of being ignoromical)
The Hymens named their son Seymour. Seymour Hymen?!? Now that's just ignoromedy! I mean, how ignoromical of them to give that name to their son!
Ignoromical by Golda Stewart January 17, 2010

Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc
I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook

ignoreamus 

Someone who ignores or excludes you giving no understandable reason. The person may then refuse to communicate endlessly- causing you discomfort, unhappiness, or just plain annoyance.

Note this word has power-ups:

'CLUELESS ignoreamus': Someone without morals, who ignores you based on some aspect of yourself over which you clearly have no control (such as race, gender, occupation, or preassumptions)

'PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ignoreamus': Level II label for someone who knows their actions are disturbing you, and intentionally continues.

'COMPLETE ignoreamus': This is the highest form, and reserved for someone you have made repeated efforts to bridge, even apologies and are still deliberately ignored. It may include several of the above, including cluelessness, bigotry or passive aggression.
A complete ignoreamus!
ignoreamus by Sir Rutherford August 16, 2020

ignorePod 

n. an iPod or other music player when being used solely for the purpose of discouraging others from trying to engage you in conversation
This crazy lady next to me on the plane kept asking me if I believed in Jesus, so I had to break out my ignorePod.
ignorePod by Pseudonymless December 18, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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