ignorePod

n. an iPod or other music player when being used solely for the purpose of discouraging others from trying to engage you in conversation

This crazy lady next to me on the plane kept asking me if I believed in Jesus, so I had to break out my ignorePod.

by Pseudonymless December 18, 2008

Ignored

To not be acknowledged by the person you really want to talk to. You know they are online but never try to give you a response. You start to feel sad and depressed emotions that they probably don’t care about you anymore. Then when they do reply back, it’s the most shortest reply. Then you become happy and don’t say anything about it because they atleast responded back to you so you text them like everything is ok.

Ignored

Friend - Did she ever reply to you?

Me - Nah, but it’s all cool.

by heartlessfiigure March 10, 2018

Ignored

To not reply by message for over 24hours

Wow that hoe ignored my text

by Tibsy115 May 17, 2016

ignorephones

Headphones used with or without music primarily to ignore someone.

Jason: I was sitting next to a Mormon on my flight yesterday.
Chris: Did he get all preachy on your ass?
Jason: No, I put on my ignorephones and he left me alone.

by godisamyth March 8, 2007

ignoredom

The state of being ignored. When you have been ignored so long you can not take it anymore.

My fb hasn't talked to me in a week. I'm dying of ignoredom.

by loserface April 24, 2006

Ignorpid

Someone who is being both ignorant and stupid at the same time. A rare feat of strength, reserved only for the most special ones amongst us.

Can be used as an alternative, or in conjunction with, calling someone a tool, idiot, douchebag, moron, and other related terms.

Damn, that guy is such an ignorpid!

by GulleLach June 10, 2021

Ignoropotimis

Noun - Something you call someone when they consistently ignore, avoid or evade you

"Hey, Ignoropotimis, remember me?"

by Goonybabe June 15, 2011