Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Seabass391

Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc

I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook

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When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.

I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.

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When ramming your penis inside a woman's anus really fast and then pull out really slow like pulling out Excalibur from the stone

Dude last night me and my girl did anal and I gave her a King Arthur so if you see her walking funny then you know why.

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