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ifif by Citrus bristle April 3, 2015
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if if was a fifth 

means "what if" things were different, how would it be if things changed.
Coined by Bay Area rappers like Mistah F.A.B. and E-40
if it was no guns most of yall would be punks
its the truth, think about it playa
"If if was a fifth then we'd all be drunk. If it was no guns most of yall would be punks. If this was a class most of yall would flunk. If if was fifth then we'd all be drunk."-Mistah F.A.B.
"if if was a 5th then i'd be diggin in yo girl instead of lookin at her, if if was a 5th."-E-40
Taking a screenshot of someone else's writing and then editing it to cross out words or.add new ones. Reposting tagged IFIFY
IFIFY by Gri881e December 11, 2021

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ififfififiuh by anonymous January 19, 2022

ififwasaskif 

when someone says " well if this would have happened then that would have happened " . you answer "ififwasaskif", it means "what you are saying is meaningless and stupid.
what you said is so ridiculous, meanlngless and stupid that you respond, " ififwasaskif we'd all take a ride. ///Which is just as ridiculous , meaningless and stupid to say as what you said.
ififwasaskif by markemoo July 27, 2022

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