iffy-stiffy

a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.

dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!

iffy-stiffy by Zachs January 8, 2005

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Iffy Stiffy

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.

Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.

Iffy Stiffy by El ritardo June 24, 2018

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Iffy Stiffy

When you are half turned on but also half not.

Jeremy: Dude, in class last period I got an Iffy Stiffy because of the sub.

James: Yeah me too...

Iffy Stiffy by balboni October 1, 2014

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iffy got the stiffy

some weird rap that sounds like bars

"Uhhhh iffy got the stiffy"

iffy got the stiffy by TheOneCow May 6, 2018

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Sniffy da Iffy

Coined by a young man named Bankhead from Dallas, TX. The term refers to any questionable drug inhaled through the nostrils.

Dude....the fuck was that shit??

Ahhhh....I see you decided to Sniffy da Iffy....all honesty, I have not a damn clue

Sniffy da Iffy by Bankhead dank head August 17, 2018

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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