iffy-stiffy

a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.

dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!

by Zachs January 8, 2005

Iffy Stiffy

When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.

Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

Iffy Stiffy

When you are half turned on but also half not.

Jeremy: Dude, in class last period I got an Iffy Stiffy because of the sub.

James: Yeah me too...

by balboni October 1, 2014

iffy got the stiffy

some weird rap that sounds like bars

"Uhhhh iffy got the stiffy"

by TheOneCow May 6, 2018

Sniffy da Iffy

Coined by a young man named Bankhead from Dallas, TX. The term refers to any questionable drug inhaled through the nostrils.

Dude....the fuck was that shit??

Ahhhh....I see you decided to Sniffy da Iffy....all honesty, I have not a damn clue

by Bankhead dank head August 17, 2018