Phrase most popular in the late 90s and early 2000s; guys would say this to each other to express that a woman was physically attractive. Rarely used nowadays, and even then only by people 30-50 yrs old.
"Hey, John. Do you think Jane at Sam Goody is cute?"
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."
"G'yeah... if she were naughty, I would spank her."
by The Rev NG8 August 5, 2018
Get the if she were naughty, I would spank hermug.