"I dream of you almost every night hopefully I wont wake up this time"

whoever told this to you or sent this to you really likes you, they can't get you out of their head. so what are you waiting for? go ask them out <3

its always wyd and never idoyaenhiwwutt

idoyaenhiwwutt by Sahturn April 23, 2021

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idort

Noun. An intentional, humorous misspelling of idiot.

1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint comic from 4chan's /v/ which pokes fun of cultural jingoism in console wars. It reads:

Stickman 1, with Nintendo DS: HEY FAGGOT HOW ABOUT GETTING A REAL HANDHELD !!LOL!! LIKE A NINTENDO DS
Stickman 2, with Sony PSP: But I have both already
S1: (eyes turn red) LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
S2: (holds up DS in addition to PSP)
S1: (head explodes)

(NB. While the third line of this comic is frequently used to express disbelief of another's "dual loyalty," it is often misquoted as "LOL NO YOU DONT IDORT." Properly, there should be another "YOU" before "IDORT.")

2. Also sometimes used to refer to the red-eyed stickman character himself, rather paradoxically (since his friend is the one who is the "idort").

1. -I used to just buy Coke, but recently I've become an idort and started drinking Pepsi, too.

-Bob: I like both the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Rob: lol no you dont you idort.

2. -I'm going to use actual rubies for the eyes of my life-sized Idort statue.

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Ebony & Ivory

A black and white friendship

Look at Ebony & Ivory coming down the hall!

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Ivory Shower

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partner. Also known as a facial, cumshot, etc. Named due to the color of the seminal fluid, and because it is a similar idea to a Golden Shower

Man, I was watching this porn, and the dude totally gave the chick an Ivory Shower.

Ivory Shower by ZeeEss January 22, 2009

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Ivory

Ivory= Pure
Ivory is a gorgeous person with a heart of gold and pure soul. Goofy when having fun always the life of the party.
Will always be the one you can count on. All the males want her and females want to be her.

Girl: Ivory helped me feel better about my breakup
Dude: Awhh, I definitely need an Ivory!

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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