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Idiocism 

Idiocism is the unrelenting and persistent mindset that every single person around you is a complete idiot, until they prove otherwise. As an Idiocist, assume that everyone is a moron until they give you evidence to the contrary. Idiocism is a form of personal social cynicism.
My Idiocism is reinforced with each new idiot that I encounter.

I assumed that you were an idiot. After speaking with you and realizing that you were indeed retarded, my vigilant Idiocism has once again proven me right.

Idiocism prevents me from giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are all morons.
Idiocism by iceman 69 November 30, 2010

Idiocism 

A word meaning a type of person of low intelligence, also actions of stupidity.
The Idiocism you pulled last night. WHY????
Idiocism by asodisum September 10, 2018
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idiotismness 

the mental state of a person before they have had coffee
brooke can not get over her idiotismness as she hasnt had coffe yet

idiotism 

A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).
Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
idiotism by Brainiac March 2, 2005

idiotismus

an act of idiocy.
why have u committed such an idiotismus?
idiotismus by mekat November 24, 2002

Idiotism 

A group of people that are naturally or stupidly fucking retarded and people that are smarter than them can't help
That group of idiotism bro
Idiotism by polkih dm July 22, 2016

Idiocise 

To create or edit instructions to the extent that even an idiot could follow them correctly. This is particularly useful in business where there is a need for templates to be completed by underqualified, poorly trained, lazy and unintelligent people, commonly referred to as 'salespeople'.

Another area of acute demand is in the production of instruction manuals for DIY furniture assembly and all electronic equipment.
After 6 hours of effort filled with sweat, blasphemy and spare parts and screws, John swore on his mother's grave that he would never go back to Ikea again until they idiocise the instructions.
Idiocise by Trecane June 8, 2014
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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