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Idiocism

Idiocism is the unrelenting and persistent mindset that every single person around you is a complete idiot, until they prove otherwise. As an Idiocist, assume that everyone is a moron until they give you evidence to the contrary. Idiocism is a form of personal social cynicism.
My Idiocism is reinforced with each new idiot that I encounter.

I assumed that you were an idiot. After speaking with you and realizing that you were indeed retarded, my vigilant Idiocism has once again proven me right.

Idiocism prevents me from giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are all morons.
by iceman 69 November 30, 2010
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Idiocism

A word meaning a type of person of low intelligence, also actions of stupidity.
The Idiocism you pulled last night. WHY????
by asodisum September 10, 2018
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idiotismness

the mental state of a person before they have had coffee
brooke can not get over her idiotismness as she hasnt had coffe yet
by that.kid.chook May 6, 2010
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idiotism

A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).
Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)
by Brainiac March 2, 2005
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idiotismus

why have u committed such an idiotismus?
by mekat November 24, 2002
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Idiotism

A group of people that are naturally or stupidly fucking retarded and people that are smarter than them can't help
That group of idiotism bro
by polkih dm July 22, 2016
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Idiocise

To create or edit instructions to the extent that even an idiot could follow them correctly. This is particularly useful in business where there is a need for templates to be completed by underqualified, poorly trained, lazy and unintelligent people, commonly referred to as 'salespeople'.

Another area of acute demand is in the production of instruction manuals for DIY furniture assembly and all electronic equipment.
After 6 hours of effort filled with sweat, blasphemy and spare parts and screws, John swore on his mother's grave that he would never go back to Ikea again until they idiocise the instructions.
by Trecane June 8, 2014
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