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idiomuto
Guidelines or a plan that an individual forms to potentially better her or his self in spite of the immense stress that (s)he will experience.
idiotum
also known as slackerisms. Made up meanings for unfamilar words as to “how they're spelled or sound” according to the most crudely based suggestion of meaning, that is, names for fantasy lovers, sexual acts, body parts & expressions, drug use, antisocial connotations, etc. Compare Beavis and Butthead, Wayne's World, fifth grade lunch hour.
For example:
the word “orrery”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a clockwork mechanism rotating planets.
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry): the feeling you get when having a sex dream”
1.I was dreaming about LaTasha last night and it made me feel so damn orrery
2. "What do you do in your free time?”
"Me oh I take a nap and feel orrery"
"Omg dude same"
the word “shinar”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a country (probably Sumer) known to the early Hebrews as a plain in Babylonia
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry) beauty and is offered referred to as an angel or goddess.
WOW!! Here comes Shinar!!! We are not worthy! I wish I were Shinar! Then I would be the most beautiful girl in the world! *cries*
the word “crocus”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY:
IDIOTUM: (actual Urban Dictionary entry) A different word for dick
Wow that crocus is huge!
Butthead “Heh Heh Heh … he said dick.”
For example:
the word “orrery”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a clockwork mechanism rotating planets.
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry): the feeling you get when having a sex dream”
1.I was dreaming about LaTasha last night and it made me feel so damn orrery
2. "What do you do in your free time?”
"Me oh I take a nap and feel orrery"
"Omg dude same"
the word “shinar”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY: a country (probably Sumer) known to the early Hebrews as a plain in Babylonia
IDIOTUM (actual Urban Dictionary entry) beauty and is offered referred to as an angel or goddess.
WOW!! Here comes Shinar!!! We are not worthy! I wish I were Shinar! Then I would be the most beautiful girl in the world! *cries*
the word “crocus”
ENGLISH DICTIONARY:
IDIOTUM: (actual Urban Dictionary entry) A different word for dick
Wow that crocus is huge!
Butthead “Heh Heh Heh … he said dick.”
Jethro didn't know the word that Barney used in the essay question he was copying, but it sounded like he was talking about a monkey masturbating, so he answered with, "Yeah those monkeys sure have big crocuses."
"Dude, what are you saying? Sounds like an idiotum to me."
"Dude, what are you saying? Sounds like an idiotum to me."
idiotum by strong4man February 3, 2024
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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