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IFTFFF:- Infidel Fred The Freeman From Fulham - he'll a l w a y s give some, or more, good advice.
I don't think you've got ANYTHING to worry about, anyway, you're

downtown tonight, pop in the pub in Fulham, you MIGHT bump into IFTFFF, he could give you some good advice.
IFTFFF by 1STFABARM May 18, 2019
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idftf • IDHTFT • ICFTF • idfts • idftg • idftgtbh • idftsf • IDFTV • IDFWFB • idfyfsagiarbyfpmo
omg idgtf about what you think
idgtf by Rebecca Lynn Mae July 20, 2010
i dont got time for this shit!
"leave me alone idgtfts!!!"
idgtfts by michael615. December 26, 2007
An abbreviation for 'I dont fucking think so'.
Jayla: Hey! Would you ever sleep with Paris Hilton?

Kyle: Idfts, that's pretty risky.
idfts by bunomix November 30, 2009

Iftfbidlol 

Instead of saying or responding to something intended to be humorous with "lol" instead say iftfbidlol. It stands for, I found this funny but I didn't laugh out loud.
Ty: look at this pic I took of my cat
Bobby: iftfbidlol
Iftfbidlol by Papa Danku February 27, 2017
Internet or text message acronym for "I don't know that feel"
Dick: tfw your dad wants to take you fishing
Jane: idktf
idktf by Qaus January 9, 2015
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Person 2:......
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