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An abbreviation of saying "I don't find that funny"
that gif that you sent idftf
idftf by anonymous November 22, 2022
Words you can keep
IFTFFF:- Infidel Fred The Freeman From Fulham - he'll a l w a y s give some, or more, good advice.
I don't think you've got ANYTHING to worry about, anyway, you're

downtown tonight, pop in the pub in Fulham, you MIGHT bump into IFTFFF, he could give you some good advice.
IFTFFF by 1STFABARM May 18, 2019
Related Words
idftf IDHTFT ICFTF idfts idftg idftgtbh idftsf IDFTV IDFWFB idfyfsagiarbyfpmo
omg idgtf about what you think
idgtf by Rebecca Lynn Mae July 20, 2010
i dont got time for this shit!
"leave me alone idgtfts!!!"
idgtfts by michael615. December 26, 2007
An abbreviation for 'I dont fucking think so'.
Jayla: Hey! Would you ever sleep with Paris Hilton?

Kyle: Idfts, that's pretty risky.
idfts by bunomix November 30, 2009

Iftfbidlol 

Instead of saying or responding to something intended to be humorous with "lol" instead say iftfbidlol. It stands for, I found this funny but I didn't laugh out loud.
Ty: look at this pic I took of my cat
Bobby: iftfbidlol
Iftfbidlol by Papa Danku February 27, 2017
Internet or text message acronym for "I don't know that feel"
Dick: tfw your dad wants to take you fishing
Jane: idktf
idktf by Qaus January 9, 2015
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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