"You're toe looks like the one from Shallow Hal"
"I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! But you already took it.. Let me think of a better way to explain your toe. *thinks* I am idealess."
professional farter. most amazing woman alive. outstanding. beautiful. wonderful person to be around. you would never regret a minute spent with idalisse. very funny. the best humor. also described as a professional pussy magnet. gets absolutely all the bitches. could steal your girlfriend if she felt like it. absolutely amazing, extraordinary, talented female.
“idalisse? dude, she’s so cool.”
“is that idalisse? man she looks good”
“OH HOLYYY SHIT MAN IDALISSE JUST TOOK MY GIRL OH FUCK”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.