When you finish taking a dump in an empty public restroom then realize there is no toilet
paper and no one to help you, you are forced to stand up and shuffle over to the next stall with your pants down by your ankles. The
cold crap swishing between you
buns is nothing if not "ickey" - you're doing the Ickey Shuffle.
Man, I took the dump of my life a work but realized too late there was no toilet
paper. I had to do the Ickey Shuffle over to the
next stall to get some
paper.