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i alreadyy fucked your bitch.
smoov-e song

Friend: wanna see my girl naked

Me: shittt...... bro iafyb!!
iafyb by EzDzIt January 14, 2010
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iafym • ifym • IAFY • IIFYM • IAFOMCROFLMFAOOL! • iafyb • ianym • ifymasli • ifymb • ifymhanl
An acronym for "I fucked your mom". Coined by James Ransone as Eddie Kaspbrak in IT Chapter Two, meaning " I love you".
"Richie..."
"What?"
"I fucked your mom (ifym)"
Ifym by Ceiling fan September 12, 2019
The phrase If It Fits Your Macros (often abbreviated to IIFYM) refers to meeting the individual macronutrient needs relevant to one’s goals and then filling the remaining calories with foods of personal preference. Meaning, eat whatever you want as long as it fits your macros.

What “eat whatever you want as long as it fits your macros” means is basically, eat right, but don’t get all caught up in the whole ‘clean vs dirty’ food debate that seems to still go on. If you want to eat whole grain bread, oats, brown rice, etc. etc. Then do it. If you want to eat white bread, white rice, and pop tarts, as long as it fits in with your other macronutrients and your goals in terms of caloric intake then it isn’t going to make much of a difference in the long run. It all comes down to personal preference.
IIFYM is achieved by following a structured diet similar to the below:
- 200lb man at 20% body fat wants to lose weight
- Maintenance Calories: 3000
- Calories to cut: 2400 - this is a 20% caloric deficit
- 1.5g protein per lb/LBM: (1.5 * 160) 240g
- 0.45g fat per lb/BW: (200 * 0.45) 90g
- Calories from fats + protein minimums: (240 * 4) + (90 * 9) = 1770
- Calories from reaching minimums taken from calories to cut: (2400 - 1770) 630
- He has 630 kcal left to fill with whatever foods he chooses (pop-tarts, pizza, cake, ice cream) and still lose weight as a result of remaining in a calorie deficit.
IIFYM by tsw June 16, 2012
steph: what you do last night?
me: well first ifym, then i dropped her back on the corner to make my money.
ifym by GFYS August 15, 2006
If It Fits Your Macros (Refers to diet, google macros if you don't know what they are.) Usually used in Forums
OP: So I can eat pop tarts and still get ripped??

Reply: IIFYM.
IIFYM by DaddyD December 18, 2012
- I found your mom under my bed.
Used to break up awkward silences.
ZOMG_LITTLEGIRL_505 (9:05:34PM): yeah you're sexy too.
FAT_FART_99 (9:30:32PM): IFYMUMB
ZOMG_LITTLEGIRL_505 (9:30:50PM): you can find me under there!
IFYMUMB by Allyson July 30, 2008
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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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