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iWretched 

When someone is ageing and balding but refuses to admit it
Did you see Lachy today, he has so many wrinkles and a bald spot but he wont admit it. He is becoming iWretched.
iWretched by AUCheezy April 13, 2015
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Dharok The Wretched 

The scariest motherfucker to exist.
Luckily only inhabits [Runescape]... So far
Remember, If Dharok The Wretched appears, you're fucked.

wretched republican 

when a wretched human being decides to join the army of wretched beast Trumpers with the main goal to terminate all good things that come their way. They are all lead by a wretched bitch named Donald Trump who is the gatekeeper to hell. His main hobbies include: converting as many humans as possible into beasts, killing off all the trees and animals, making kids cry, and destroying all good in the world. His ultimate goal is to make all life on Earth a living hell. We all hope and pray that the wretched coronavirus or COVID-19 takes him and his wretched army of bitchy beasts down first.
Did you see that wretched republican over there? No surprise, they were shooting all blacks and gay people who were in their sight.

The wretched republicans just assaulted Elizabeth Warren by hitting her across the head with a TRUMP 2020 sign.

Did you see that little bitch over there carrying an AK47 and wearing a MAGA hat? They're probably a WRETCHED REPUBLICAN who believes that school kids should be shot at.

Fierce Wretched 

When a situation is more than just fucked, more than plain old dreadful, and you can't talk your way out of it, it's fierce wretched. Hella bad.
"My mum cam home early today and caught me and my brother fucking our boyfriends."

"Seriously?? That's fierce wretched"
Fierce Wretched by MagickDio May 14, 2010

Wretched 

1. deeply afflicted or distressed in body or mind

2. extremely bad or distressing

3. being or appearing mean/miserable

4. very poor in quality or ability
It was a wretched car accident for there was no survivers.
Wretched by MoonCricket March 26, 2005

Wretched Flaps 

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.
Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps
Wretched Flaps by Ricky Admin March 9, 2011

wretched 

when you despise of something so much that you want to eat your own poop and the toilet water as well and use that squishy mixture as mouthwash. can also be used to describe good things if u want
Zoe was a horrifically WRETCHED beast!

Reed was a WRETCHED WRETCHED WRETCHED
I hate them WRETCHED republicans
wretched by wretched4life February 23, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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