iPodaphobia

The constant fear that someone will ask "What are you listening to?" at the very moment that you're listing to something that you like, and that is probably good...but would be considered very unhip, therefore rendering you pegged as a dork.

Billy, walking the school hallway jamming to "Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell on his iPod, his iPodaphobia at an all-time high, hopes nobody asks what he's listening to.

Hotpants McHottie: "Hey Billy! What are you listening to?"
Billy: "Oh...er....uh....just a little Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. Totally rockin!"

by Greyborzoi April 19, 2011

Ipodphobia

The phobia of ipods

"Hey Sara check out this song by the Jonas Brothers, i put it on my ipod"
" holy shit you have an ipod get it away now I'm serious stop, i have ipodphobia"

by bigrodMclongdong November 1, 2008

iPadaphobia

A fear in which someone is completely frightened of iPads; what they are, what they represent, basically anything that has to do with iPads.

"What's wrong with Bob?" Joe asked.
"Oh, he just got diagnosed with iPadaphobia, it's really serious," Andre replied.

by Joe the Hoe November 7, 2012

podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.

Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.

by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011

Impotaphobia

To be afraid of not being in control as in a leader. As if you need to be in charge of whatever you are doing.

I have impotaphobia. That's why we should put me in charge of things.

by KIM GJ March 21, 2026