iPhone 5S

A version of the iPhone, released in 2013, that added mainly Touch ID among other things such as slight thinning and a better camera.

Seriously? Now I have to touch the home button to open my iPhone, on my new iPhone 5S? That makes it easier to crack the passcode!

iPhone 5S by The Real Budder October 9, 2015

iPhone 5s

Shit.

Random guy #1: Hey I got the new Iphone 5s!
Random guy #2: *Throws that piece of shit out the window*
Random guy #1: Why did you do that?
Random guy #2: You'll thank me later.

iPhone 5s by endriklos977 April 8, 2016

iPhone 5s

A cellular device also known as a Mohammed Abusbeih

answer your iPhone 5s

iPhone 5s by TheOneandtwo November 5, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008