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I Loosened It For You
What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?
Guy 2: Sure
<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>
Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>
Guy 2: Sure
<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>
Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>
I Loosened It For You by G-Negro December 15, 2008
I loosened it for you
What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.
Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."
Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."
Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
I loosened it for you by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010
i think i looked cute wbu
when you feel insecure about your physical appearance so you say that you look cute to make u feel confident, but all you want is just for people to compliment you
i think i looked cute wbu by rziaaaa November 9, 2018
I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary
Stop- just stop you’ve went too far
Stop..
Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-
Ok, you want it ?!?!
FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…
You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…
Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?
Stop..
Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-
Ok, you want it ?!?!
FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…
You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…
Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?
Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”
#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!
“Me” is the person writing this
“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..
I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you
#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!
“Me” is the person writing this
“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..
I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you
Noah I know You Looked This Up
Noah I know You Looked This Up by UD BNA FAN May 17, 2021
I can't believe you looked that up
I can't believe you looked that up by seriouslywhydyoulookthisup April 2, 2010
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