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i just have high standards

When one wouldn't let themselves fall below a certain line. What that line is depends on the person. It CAN be used as an excuse, but for many it is a way of life.

I'm an athlete, and if I want to be the best, I must reach and maintain a high standard.

I would not go out with a shallow person because I have high standards.

I will not pay to watch that movie because it is shallow and I just have high standards.

i just have high standards by pisang September 27, 2010

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I just have really high standards

A way for others to know that what you mean is "I find your existance to be below acceptable realms of human intelligence."

"I won't go out with you because I just have really high standards."

I just have really high standards by Scott Baker June 27, 2004

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I just have really high standards

This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.

She never did find anyone that met her really high standards.

I just have really high standards by Laura Tobin June 26, 2004

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I just have really high standards

when someone denies u cuz ur not good enough

Guy: "hey wanna go out sometime?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "is it cuz im ugly?"
Girl "na i just have really high standards"

I just have really high standards by Da Saint June 28, 2004

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I just have really high standards

What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.

"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"

I just have really high standards by kaly June 28, 2004

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I just have really high standards

Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.

"You're not good enough for me!"

I just have really high standards by Alayna June 29, 2004

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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