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when i have time 

I'm never gonna do it
Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time
Word of the Day on June 28, 2017

when i have time 

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time
when i have time by Peddebol June 29, 2017

i dont have time for this lance 

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)
Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world

and I have a time machine in my backyard! 

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.
Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

i have no time 

somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??
diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later

Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
i have no time by 2hawt4u March 8, 2008

I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain 

A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes
Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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