I Bet
Words you can keep
I bet
Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.
Also see: That's what she said
Also see: That's what she said
Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"
Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"
(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"
Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"
(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."
I bet
Guy 1: Dude i got a new ipod case!
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: No really look its pretty cool.
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: Well then fuck you!
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: No really look its pretty cool.
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: Well then fuck you!
I bet by Rawr monkey June 18, 2010
I bet
I bet by your best idiot April 5, 2010
I Bet on losing dogs
betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival
Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️
I Bet on losing dogs by Mitski Fan October 16, 2021
i bet on losing dogs
i bet on losing dogs by eyayywyeeyay March 29, 2021
i bet my left nut on it!
a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
i bet my left nut on it! by sir curly February 5, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!