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I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

i beat anorexia 

1. Catchy T-shirt slogan worn mostly by overweight people.
Ironic in usage.

2. Actual excuse given by overweight people, whether in honesty, lie, or sarcasm, for their weight.
"You want HOW many chicken wings?!"
"I beat anorexia!"
i beat anorexia by AKi47 October 3, 2005

i beat my meat 

A guy who jerks off
Last night I beat my meat to some porn

I beat the fuck outta you goofy 

It is when a goofy is saying some stupid shit and you threaten to hurt them.
Yo Connor shut yo ass up before i beat the fuck outta you goofy.

i beat anorexia 

phrase often quoted by fat people to explain their weight.

they now have t-shirts!

anorexia
Sally: o_O are you really going to eat 27 big macs?

Joe: *chews*

Sally: you know how many calories those have...

Joe: i beat anorexia.

Sally: oh! well then... eat up! ^^
i beat anorexia by Kohrtni-Lin October 2, 2005

I.Beat.My.Yeet 

The edgiest, most cancerous, offensive memer, but the best there will ever be
Dude did you see that guy? His meme page makes him look like I.Beat.My.Yeet
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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