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i'll cut you 

I'll cut you is a term used when someone wishes to acquaint someone's skin with a sharp object, most usually a knife.
Girl 1: "Haha, and I just, like, couldn't believe she said that!"
Girl 2: "If you don't shut up, I'll cut you."
i'll cut you by KristenSaysHi February 3, 2014
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I'll cut you... I'LL CUTTA BITCH! 

Used when upset with another person, with no intention whatsoever of using a knife to literally cut them. Started with a 20-somethings white girl with a bad attitude only when appropriate. Pair with a gangsta roll- this one is a classic.
Erika: "Angie, I don't think I'm going out tonight, I just don't feel that well, and last night was pretty rough."
Angie: "I'll cut you... I'LL CUTTA BITCH!

I'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean 

a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"

i'll fucking cut you 

When a random cunt is threatening to cut you.
Person 1: What's up Bin chicken?
Person 2: i'll fucking cut you.
i'll fucking cut you by not-ss July 23, 2017
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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