Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a
hypocrite.
It is usually the case that the sheer mass of
irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-
time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you'
ve been walking around this party spouting
smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.
Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you'
re just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would
never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."
Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"
*Black
Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
