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Hypecrisy 

Consists of two words, Hyper and Hypocrisy. Hence meaning hyper hypocrisy, hypocrisy beyond measure or possible reference/comparison.
Did you hear Obama's speech? It had so much hypecrisy in it!!
He said, "We have a profound interest, as I believe every country does in, promoting a core principle which is large countries don't bully smaller countries, they don't encroach on their territorial integrity, they don't encroach on their sovereignty..."
Hypecrisy by OGloc January 26, 2015
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Hypocrisy is when you go against something that you preach or believe in
A lesbian using a dildo is pure hypocrisy
Hypocrisy by Scotch Jock December 15, 2021
Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.

It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.

Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."

Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"

*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
hypocrisy by cropduster777 May 13, 2009

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.
Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
parental hypocrisy by The Deab April 19, 2017

hypocrisexual 

homosexual+homophobic+hypocritical

when somebody calls other people gay or lesbian because they are still in the closet and are very ashamed of their own sexuality
Bryce- "Oh my gosh you are suchhhh a lesbo."
McKinley-"Um no I'm not douche you're just being hypocrisexual."
hypocrisexual by MckinleyRainHarvey November 18, 2010
The term used to describe engaging in activities while telling others not to do the same thing.
Hypocrisy is a terrible thing. It will destroy your reputation if you engage in it.
Hypocrisy by Qwickable August 28, 2021

hypercrisy 

People who don’t feel personally entitled to their power and are actually harder on themselves than they are on others are excibiting hypercrisy.
- That guy is really working harder than what he's asking from us. He's really hypercritic, man.
- Yes, hypercrisy it is.
hypercrisy by fanatixx April 4, 2010